You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
-william chapman (via williamchapmanwritings)
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- What you said: I'm from Australia
- What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
Getting asked to a dance for the very first time???
Lol there was an egg inside with “prom with me?” In several different languages inside. And swaq. And fried chicken. And watermelon.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
is this kid implying he wants to have sexual relations with a toddler
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I’m still not over it
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